September 8, 2009

Toes and (full) Tummy Tuesday

Urp - this Hams of the Werld Tour sure makes you sleepy. Allie said her tummy is filled with nommy ham and pork and she needs a nap.



We're STILL on the Hams of the Werld Tour - click HERE to see where we are today! Don't forget to place your order for a nip ham toy too!

18 comments:

Parker said...

I know that you guys are having a lot of fun on the tour - it's good to take a rest every once in a while so you can eat more HAM!!!

The Island Cats said...

We've just about had our fill of ham!!!

The Monkeys said...

Even with all that ham, you still have kept your pretty figure, Allie!

The Creek Cats said...

This hams world tour has been amazing. We've never had so much ham before! Nom nom nom!

Milo and Alfie said...

Monty Python - HAM Song Lyrics
Album: Monty Python Sings


Customer:Morning.

Waitress:Morning.

Customer:What have you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon, Egg and HAM
Egg, bacon and Ham
Egg, bacon, sausage and HAM
Ham, bacon, sausage and Ham
HAM, egg, Ham, Ham, bacon and Ham
Ham, sausage, Ham, Ham, Ham, bacon, Ham tomato and Ham
ham, Ham, Ham, egg and Ham
Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, baked beans, Ham, Ham, Ham and Ham.

(Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and HAM.

Wife:Have you got anything without Ham?

Waitress:Well, the Ham, eggs, sausage and Ham
That's not got much Ham in it

Wife:I don't want any Ham!

Customer:Why can't she have eggs, bacon, Ham and sausage?

Wife:That's got Ham in it!

Customer:Hasn't got much Ham in it as Ham, eggs, sausage and Ham has it?

(Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham!...)

Wife:Could you do me eggs, bacon, Ham and sausage without the Ham, then?

Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like Ham!

(Choir: Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

Waitress (to choir):Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

Waitress:Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, Ham and sausage without the Ham.

Wife:I don't like Ham!

Customer:Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your Ham. I love it,
I'm having Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, baked beans,
Ham, Ham, Ham, and Ham!

(Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

Waitress:Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:Well, could I have her Ham instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham,
Ham and Ham?

Choir (intervening):
Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham!
Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!
Spam H-a-a-a-a-am Ham Ha-a-a-a-a-am Ham.
Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham!
Ham Ham Ham Ham!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

So kyute you are, laying there all hammed up and stretchy!!!

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

What a very comfy spot you have picked out to deporkify yourself, Allie! Wait. That did not come out right...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Belleh!

With pulled pork!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cats in trees said...

What a wonderful cat you are. To actually leave some room for someone else to lie next to you.

SeaThreePeeO said...

What great pictures of your full tummy!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

It sure looks like you are enjoying the tour! Have a good nap so you can be rested for the next tour day!

Your Daily Cute said...

You're such a ham showing off your cute belly! ;)

Reese =^..^= said...

S-T-R-E-T-C-H that tummy waaaaay out to let that ham settle.

BeadedTail said...

If you stretch, you give more room for ham in your floofy belly!

The Kitty Krew said...

Allie, you look so lovely all stretched out like that!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

loki said...

Allie, you have a lovely tummy. I never ate ham. Is it good?

Misha said...

Coming in for a belleh snorgle in 3, 2, 1...

Cory said...

Hope you don't mind us diving in for a belly snorgle with your belly all full of ham!