January 22, 2012

Answer your Cat's Questions Day!

From the Official Holidaypedia Page:

Answer Your Cat's Question Day
Ever wonder what your cat's really thinking when he's staring at you? Well today's the day to seriously consider what is that's on your cat's mind? In observance of Answer Your Cat's Question Day, take a moment to gaze into your cat's eyes, chitter-chatter with him or her, observe it's cute body language and ask yourself, "Just what is this cat saying to me?" I'll bet you'll find the answer...
Observed: January 22, annually

Since today is National Answer your Cat's Questions Day. We have a few questions for Mom and we know she can't ignore them today.

1. Why don't we have Stinky Goodness all day long? We think it should be available 24/7.

2. We like to sleep on your pillow, why do you think your head should be there???

3. Can we sell the woofies on Ebay?  We'll split the green papers with you.

4. Why do you feel the need to capture effurything we do with the flashy box? We would like privacy sometimes...how would you like it if we photographed you on the human  litterbox???

5. Toys are important. We are cats. Everything is a toy for us. Why don't you understand that?

6. Chairs....see question #5.

7. Napping is a major sport for us, why don't you beans nap more?

8. Why do you try to close the bathroom door? Don't you understand that we worry that you could be in danger in there and we might have to save you from being flushed away???

9. Why do you use that silly voice when you talk to us? We don't change our meow when we speak to you.


10. . About #9.....why don't you meow? Why should WE learn a different language??

11. We like to whap things. Why don't you put more things on the counter for us to whap?

12. When can we do this again?

So what are you going to ask YOUR beans???

23 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

When are you getting rid of the Male. Seriously.He annoys me.

Sweet Purrfections said...

We like number 3!!! We didn't know this was a special day. Maybe we'll remember next year and can participate.

The Chair Speaks said...

So many questions? We'll answer tomorrow, we nap now! :)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow. These are FANTASTIC questions! Will your people answer them all, do you think? Cause, really, I can't WAIT to hear them!

Prancer Pie said...

Great questions! So many times we've wondered these very things!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I wish I could ask my human why she picks me up when I clearly dislike it. Isn't whining and squirming enough of a clue?

Kjelle Bus said...

I think you have covered all the questions in your post , so I will ask my mom and dad the same qustions :)
Shall be very interesting to see what they will answer !!

Marg said...

Those are some mighty fine questions. We would like the answers to those too. We didn't know it was question day or we would have asked a bunch of questions.Take care.

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Great list of questions...

Have a super day.

pawhugs, max

Laila and Minchie said...

Those are excellent questions! So, now, when is your mom going to answer them? hehehe!

The Island Cats said...

Wow, that's a lot of questions. And we have most of those for our humans too!

Jewel said...

I have been wondering about all of these.

Kizzie

The Cat From Hell said...

Me has WAY to many questions to ask for just one day. Me will start on my list....
Kisses
Nellie

meowmeowmans said...

You guys really came up with some good ones ... we ask those all the time! :)

Margaret said...

You're asking me to think too much.
Think I'll take a nap!
Mandu

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great questions, kitties, EXCEPT for #2, what's up with that - woofies are nice.

Hope you get the answers you are hoping for:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Daisy said...

Harley always tries to shoulder the bathroom door open when my Mommeh is in there... now I know why!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Great questions!!! We want to know why our Mom does not stay home ALL day and be our slave ;) She says she is a slave elsewhere :/

Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Pattyskypants said...

What's your question, Bhu?
"Aren't U embarrassed to be so furless?"
Yes, I am, Bhu
"An' why U eats such crappy food? what's wrong with Tuna allatime?"
Hmmmmm. Okay, no more questions.
"Good. U leaves me alone now. BAI!"

Eric and Flynn said...

We would like to know the answer to those questions too.

Harry Spotter said...

Those are great questions.

BeadedTail said...

We want to know all those things and also why can't we have Temptations all day long too?

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

P.S. About #10. You know, my Human actually tries to do that sometimes, and honestly, it's kind of embarrassing. Better you should learn English.