January 22, 2015

National Answer your Cat's Questions Day!!

From the Official Holidaypedia Page:

Answer Your Cat's Question Day
Ever wonder what your cat's really thinking when he's staring at you? Well today's the day to seriously consider what is that's on your cat's mind? In observance of Answer Your Cat's Question Day, take a moment to gaze into your cat's eyes, chitter-chatter with him or her, observe it's cute body language and ask yourself, "Just what is this cat saying to me?" I'll bet you'll find the answer...
Observed: January 22, annually

Since today is National Answer your Cat's Questions Day. We have a few questions for Mom and we know she can't ignore them today.

1. Why don't we have Stinky Goodness all day long? We think it should be available 24/7.

2. We like to sleep on your pillow, why do you think your head should be there???

3. Can we sell the woofie on Ebay?  We'll split the green papers with you.


4. Why do you feel the need to capture effurything we do with the flashy box? We would like privacy sometimes...how would you like it if we photographed you on the human  litterbox???

5. Toys are important. We are cats. Everything is a toy for us. Why don't you understand that?

6. Chairs....see question #5.

7. Napping is a major sport for us, why don't you beans nap more?

8. Why do you try to close the bathroom door? Don't you understand that we worry that you could be in danger in there and we might have to save you from being flushed away???


9. Why do you use that silly voice when you talk to us? We don't change our meow when we speak to you.

10. . About #9.....why don't you meow? Why should WE learn a different language??

11. We like to whap things. Why don't you put more things on the counter for us to whap?

12. When can we do this again?

So what are you going to ask YOUR beans???

31 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

Where's da bacon?

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Did your human have any satisfactory answers for you?

Sasha said...

I am asking my human: when are we going out, if not right now, when?

CATachresis said...

Hahaha!! Good and very pertinent questions!! But will you get answers? MOL

Fozziemum said...

Why do you feetz smell so good...MOL..paw pats Pickles xxx

Smudge said...

Although I could come up with some amazing and silly questions he would've asked, what I most remember with Orbit is when he had that blank-ish look on his face my wife and I often spoke for him, making up things we thought he'd say if he could actually speak. We three had some wonderful conversations that way over the years.

The Island Cats said...

Those are very important questions. We hope you get satisfactory answers to all of them...'specially #1.

Fur Everywhere said...

Did your human have any satisfactory answers for your questions?

Marg said...

Now those are some mighty good questions. Bet she had some good answers too. We all have our Mom pretty well trained. Take care.

My Mind's Eye said...

bravo bravo great questions!!!
8 and 9 are questions did you get an answer?

I'd like to ask my mom when she plans to learn to count higher than 8. Every night after their supper I get 8 (EIGHT) not 9 or 10 but 8 treats.

Hugs Madi
Raz's gal

easyweimaraner said...

wow that are very important questions!
I'm sure you can sell the woofie on eBay, but only with accepting Paw-Pal :o)
Easy Rider

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Those are BRILLIANT questions...
We esp. like the one about why WE should have to learn THEIR Language... REALLY... they have the THUMBS... so they should make up fur THAT by learning Meowese and Barkese.

Katie Isabella said...

I want to say right now that those HAD to be the BEST questions in the world! Mom loved them and so did I. We are both still smiling!!! xxoo

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang, those are all great questions!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those are great questions. Is your mom going to answer them for you?

Anonymous said...

Very good questions....I'll be most interested in hearing the answers!!

Hugs, Sammy

pilch92 said...

I can't wait to see the answers.

Anonymous said...

Those be sum gweat questions. Now...where's da answers? MOL

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

these are pawesome questions and we can't wait to see the responses! Love, Cody and Caren

The Swiss Cats said...

We hope you'll get an answer for each of your pawsome questions ! Purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

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Kitties Blue said...

Have you gotten your answers yet? Those ere some mighty fine questions. Each of us has two questions and they are the same two questions: "Why do we have seven other cats? Aren't I enough?"
XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo with oodles of smooches for Allie from Mau

Clooney said...

You kitties have some very great questions going on there...we wonder what your Human will say!

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

I think you got it all covered there :)
Me too is wondering when we get to see the answers??

XOXO

Cats Herd You said...

Those are great questions. You would probably miss the dog if you sold him. Who would you blame when you knocked things over?

A Tonl said...

MOL! #9! #9!

A Tonl said...

MOL! #9! #9!

A Tonl said...

MOL! #9! #9!

A Tonl said...

MOL! #9! #9!

A Tonl said...

MOL! #9! #9!

A Tonl said...

MOL! #9! #9!