1. Why can’t we explore the Outside Zone? We’ve done the research, and it looks VERY sniffable and has in-purrson BirdTV You do NOT want to go outside. There are too many bad things that can happen to you plus, you will get lost and never be able to enjoy your nice house, toys and CHURUS!
2. Why can’t we redecorate the Couch with our Claw Art? It adds texture and emotional depth Well, you already tried which is why I had to buy vertical scratchers to put on the sides.
3. What’s the deal with the Forbidden Counter? It has HEIGHT and therefore belongs to cats. Um, you DO go on the counters (yes, I know you do when I'm not looking)
4. Why don’t you adore the fine gifts we deliver? Lizard+ carpet fluff = masterpiece. ICK
5. Excuse us — is it Feeding Time now? Or five minutes from now? Or BOTH? MOL you KNOW breakfast is at 8:30 am and dinner varies.
6. How do humans operate with zero naps? That's not natural! I agree with you on this one.
7. Must you capture our every move with the Flash Machine? We’d never photograph YOU on the porcelain litterbox! (But we’ve considered it.) Because you are adorable and I am NOT.
8. What do you think the chances of us getting answers are? See, I answered!!!
the nap thing is weird, we agree...
ReplyDeleteExcellent questions - do you approve of your human's responses?
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
That is a great big yawn! :-D
ReplyDeleteThese were great questions by the both of you. And it's fun to see that mom had an answer for you.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, we KNOW about the counter-surfing...
ReplyDeleteFun questions for sure ~" wild photo ~ hugs,
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Love them all and our kitties get on the counter right in front of us. We just let them.
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Have a fabulous Wordless Wednesday. Scritches to the kitties. ♥
Mom started claw art on the brand new chair.
ReplyDeletewell, nt her...it was me. sigh.
ReplyDeletehay ewe gals leest yur mom answered yur quest shunz …sure the answerz iz knot cat friend lee…😸😸😸‼️ may bee yur mom kneaded mor time ta think bout what ya asked….eye am STILL waitin on my answerz 🐾‼️😸💙N pleez due knot say…chckn….but hafta ask what 🦎 lizard tastez like 😸😸‼️
ReplyDeleteHooray, you got your answers, good ones too!
ReplyDeleteWow ... we are impressed! Reesie and Noelle, you need to come to our house. Our humans nap almost everyday! Tell us more about the vertical scratchers. Our mom just bought stuff to try to keep us from chewing on cords. She hope it will work for scratching as well. Great photo, Reesie! We heard you all the way here in Virginia. XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid & Sawyer, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Kizmet, Audrey, Raleigh, Gibbs & Tali with love forever for Noelle from Angel Sawyer.
ReplyDeleteHow nice of your mom to answer. XO
ReplyDeleteYou don't look happy with those answers!
ReplyDeleteGood questions, and good answers! Your mom is right ... you do NOT want to live outside, Reesie!
ReplyDeleteWho says humans don't nap? We do, when we can.
ReplyDeleteI've given up trying to keep the cats off the counter but my wife still tries. Our feeding time is around 5 a.m. I'd like it to be later but Frankie won't let that happen.
ReplyDeleteCharlee: "Sing the song of our people, Reesie!"
ReplyDeleteChaplin: "I'm not sure what we would do if Mama and Dada started trying to keep us off the counters. Ignore them, probably."
Java Bean: "Ayyy, did someone say it was time to eat???"