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September 8, 2009

Toes and (full) Tummy Tuesday

Urp - this Hams of the Werld Tour sure makes you sleepy. Allie said her tummy is filled with nommy ham and pork and she needs a nap.



We're STILL on the Hams of the Werld Tour - click HERE to see where we are today! Don't forget to place your order for a nip ham toy too!

18 comments:

  1. I know that you guys are having a lot of fun on the tour - it's good to take a rest every once in a while so you can eat more HAM!!!

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  2. We've just about had our fill of ham!!!

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  3. Even with all that ham, you still have kept your pretty figure, Allie!

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  4. This hams world tour has been amazing. We've never had so much ham before! Nom nom nom!

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  5. Monty Python - HAM Song Lyrics
    Album: Monty Python Sings


    Customer:Morning.

    Waitress:Morning.

    Customer:What have you got?

    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon,
    egg sausage and bacon, Egg and HAM
    Egg, bacon and Ham
    Egg, bacon, sausage and HAM
    Ham, bacon, sausage and Ham
    HAM, egg, Ham, Ham, bacon and Ham
    Ham, sausage, Ham, Ham, Ham, bacon, Ham tomato and Ham
    ham, Ham, Ham, egg and Ham
    Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, baked beans, Ham, Ham, Ham and Ham.

    (Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham!)

    Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
    served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
    garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and HAM.

    Wife:Have you got anything without Ham?

    Waitress:Well, the Ham, eggs, sausage and Ham
    That's not got much Ham in it

    Wife:I don't want any Ham!

    Customer:Why can't she have eggs, bacon, Ham and sausage?

    Wife:That's got Ham in it!

    Customer:Hasn't got much Ham in it as Ham, eggs, sausage and Ham has it?

    (Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham!...)

    Wife:Could you do me eggs, bacon, Ham and sausage without the Ham, then?

    Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

    Wife:What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like Ham!

    (Choir: Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

    Waitress (to choir):Shut up!

    (Choir: Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

    Waitress:Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
    You can't have egg, bacon, Ham and sausage without the Ham.

    Wife:I don't like Ham!

    Customer:Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your Ham. I love it,
    I'm having Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, baked beans,
    Ham, Ham, Ham, and Ham!

    (Choir: Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!)

    Waitress:Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

    Customer:Well, could I have her Ham instead of the baked beans then?

    Waitress:
    You mean Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham,
    Ham and Ham?

    Choir (intervening):
    Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham!
    Lovely Ham! Wonderful Ham!
    Spam H-a-a-a-a-am Ham Ha-a-a-a-a-am Ham.
    Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham! Lovely Ham!
    Ham Ham Ham Ham!

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  6. So kyute you are, laying there all hammed up and stretchy!!!

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  7. What a very comfy spot you have picked out to deporkify yourself, Allie! Wait. That did not come out right...

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  8. What a wonderful cat you are. To actually leave some room for someone else to lie next to you.

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  9. What great pictures of your full tummy!

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  10. It sure looks like you are enjoying the tour! Have a good nap so you can be rested for the next tour day!

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  11. You're such a ham showing off your cute belly! ;)

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  12. S-T-R-E-T-C-H that tummy waaaaay out to let that ham settle.

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  13. If you stretch, you give more room for ham in your floofy belly!

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  14. Allie, you look so lovely all stretched out like that!

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  15. Allie, you have a lovely tummy. I never ate ham. Is it good?

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  16. Coming in for a belleh snorgle in 3, 2, 1...

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  17. Hope you don't mind us diving in for a belly snorgle with your belly all full of ham!

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