1. Why can’t we explore the Outside Zone? We’ve done the research, and it looks VERY sniffable and has in-purrson BirdTV You do NOT want to go outside. There are too many bad things that can happen to you plus, you will get lost and never be able to enjoy your nice house, toys and CHURUS!
2. Why can’t we redecorate the Couch with our Claw Art? It adds texture and emotional depth Well, you already tried which is why I had to buy vertical scratchers to put on the sides.
3. What’s the deal with the Forbidden Counter? It has HEIGHT and therefore belongs to cats. Um, you DO go on the counters (yes, I know you do when I'm not looking)
4. Why don’t you adore the fine gifts we deliver? Lizard+ carpet fluff = masterpiece. ICK
5. Excuse us — is it Feeding Time now? Or five minutes from now? Or BOTH? MOL you KNOW breakfast is at 8:30 am and dinner varies.
6. How do humans operate with zero naps? That's not natural! I agree with you on this one.
7. Must you capture our every move with the Flash Machine? We’d never photograph YOU on the porcelain litterbox! (But we’ve considered it.) Because you are adorable and I am NOT.
8. What do you think the chances of us getting answers are? See, I answered!!!
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