ManDOG Monday - the humiliation

Mom was getting ready for Valentines Day and got the bright idea to decorate US!

MOM!  This is humiliating.....how does that ManCat Tamir put up with this????

Cubby says "I'm OUT of here"  Notice how he's a blur....

Can somecat or woofie help me?  Please?  Khyra?  Sugar? Diamond?  Grete? Sadie????  HELP!!