January 31, 2018

Wordy Wednesday - Answer your cats questions answers

Last week was Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.  Click HERE to see our post. We were REALLY surprised when we actually GOT answers from Mom.  We're not sure we LIKE the answers but we did get them!

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1. Why don't we have Stinky Goodness all day long? We think it should be available 24/7.  Noelle is a growing girl and we need to help her get bigger by having LOTS of Stinky Goodness!   Silly kitties....you have your dry kibble available 24/7 and if you had Stinky Goodness all day long it wouldn't be "special"  Noelle needs her special kitten kibble too.

2. We like to sleep on your pillow, why do you think your head should be there???
Um....have you noticed that it isn't there when YOU get up on the pillow to sleep?  Do you think it's comfy to sleep with my head scrunched down like that?

3. Why don't you spend more time working on our blog and helping us visit our friends? 
Now you KNOW I spend a lot of time helping you.   I admit, I've been pretty lax helping you visit friends but we DO blog every day.



4. Why do you feel the need to capture effurything we do with the flashy box? We would like privacy sometimes...how would you like it if we photographed you on the human litterbox??? Considering the fact that you NEVER let me in there alone I guess that whole privacy thing isn't really something you believe in.

5. Toys are important. We are cats. Everything is a toy for us. Why don't you understand that?  Noelle needs more nip toys (yeah....let's put it on Noelle!) Reminder....Green papers are NOT toys.  If you play with them and chew them or scoot them under the dishwasher where they disappear there are less of them to buy treats with. You have tons of toys and Noelle has even dug some out that you haven't played with in AGES!

6. Chairs....see question #5.  Everything is ours!  You already take over all the chairs....that's why I'm typing sitting at the edge of my chair.

7. Napping is a major sport for us, why don't you beans nap more? 
Good question - you're definitely smarter than humans when it comes to napping!

8. Why do you try to close the bathroom door? Don't you understand that we worry that you could be in danger in there and we might have to save you from being flushed away???  
As you know, I've stopped closing the door until AFTER you come in with me...much easier that way!  In fact, I even carry Allie in with me sometimes!



9. Why do you use that silly voice when you talk to us? We don't change our meow when we speak to you. Silly voice?  

10. . About #9.....why don't you meow? Why should WE learn a different language??  You seem to do a great job communicating in your own language and even managed to ask these questions!!

11. We like to whap things. Why don't you put more things on the counter for us to whap?  
You mean like those nice glasses or the treat bags?  It seems you do a good enough job without me adding to the whap fest!

12. When can we do this again?  
Next year?

So what did you ask YOUR beans???  Did they answer you????

14 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

I asked my momma why I couldn't have bacon everyday. She made up some kinda lie bout it not bein healthy!

Mark Muller said...

the pillow question is very interesting... I think it is questionable that the mama has her head there too... I better look if she has all shots and all check ups... just in case ;O))))

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

MOL! Your human certainly had some answers for you! Not that I agree with any of them. ;-)

Brian said...

Those were good questions and good answers too!

The Island Cats said...

Humans think they have all the answers. Phooey.

Timmy Tomcat said...

We wanted to thank you Raz, Allie, Noelle and Mom for the support you gave us when dear Mr Buttons has to go home over the Bridge. We miss him terribly and it really helps to have good friends
Love and Purrs
Timmy, Dad Pete and Family

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

It looks like your Mom puts some good thought into her answers. When we ask our Mom questions, she rarely answers the way we think she should.

Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

da tabbies o trout towne said...

guyz....we due knot think mom really answered theez ...rite.....ya noe !!! ☺☺♥♥

Caren Gittleman said...

those were great answers but we still don't get the blogging every day thing....no way, no how!!!!! To see my questions go to my archives MOL!! Love, Cody

Madi and Mom said...

Bravo what great answers your Mom gave to your questions!!
Hugs Madi Raz's gal

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Glad you finally got those answers :)

meowmeowmans said...

Your mom is so witty, and did a great job of answering your questions!

Anonymous said...

Ya'll asked some great questions. Not sure 'bout the answers tho'. Since we ask mommy questions all the time, we furgot to post it. But, that's okay, fankfully, we can still ask whenever we want. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Kitties Blue said...

Mom Sharon did a great job answering your questions even if all the answers weren't quite what you wanted. Mau had a good chuckle when he heard Allie sometimes gets carried into the bathroom. We really don't like being in the bathroom if the door gets closed. If the door is closed, Giulietta will scratch on it until it gets opened no matter what side she is on. Mau sends Allie love forever and ever and a kiss for ever star in the galaxy. 💋 XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer