Wordy Wednesday - The Answers

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 1.  Noelle - Why doesn't Reesie like dry food?  I think it's YUMMY  I honestly don't know.  When she came to live with us her first Mom said she liked Rachel Ray food but she turned her nose up at every food we tried.

2. Reesie - Why does Noelle eat that icky dry food?  I prefer canned noms!   Noelle likes both...you should try it too since Noelle can snack whenever she wants to.

3. Both - Why don't you spend more time working on our blog and helping us visit our friends?  I apologize but sometimes "life" gets in the way.

4. Noelle - Why doesn't Reesie have a boyfriend like I do?  She's certainly pretty enough.  Yes she is!

5. Reesie - See above.  See above answer,

6. Periwinkle - Why can't there be more Tuesdays?  I love spending time with Stinky.  As Mom Janet told you yesterday.  It's a lot of work and if you visited more often it wouldn't be as special.

7. Noelle & Periwinkle - Why can't we figure out how to stop Sawyer's seizures?  We hate that he has them.  I sure wish we could.

8. Why don't all kitties and woofies have great homes like we do?  Some people are not responsible and don't spay or neuter which causes more kitties and woofies to be homeless.

9. Why can't we have treats more often?  Because you would weigh eleventy-billion pounds!

10. When can we do this again?  Next year!

Wordy Wednesday

 It took some time, but we FINALLY got answers to the questions we posted on Answer Your Cat's Questions!!  Mom's answers are in RED

1. Why don't we have Treats and Stinky Goodness all day long? We think it should be available 24/7. We're wasting away to nothing and Raz is going into Treat Withdrawal.  You get plenty of treats every day at 2:30 when you start circling for them!!

2. Is there a 12-step program for Raz and his Treat addiction?   Raz knows he SHOULD only have treats when I give them out.

3. Reesie wants to know "Why do Raz and Noelle go so crazy over treats?  I'm not impressed." Sweet Reesie, I sure wish I could find something you like.  At least you enjoy Squeezies.

4.  Reesie again  "I have another question...what's the big deal about dry food?  I'm not impurresssed with that either."  Another thing I don't understand.  You could eat whenever you want and not have to wait for Stinky Goodness time.

4. Why can't we have the treats Reesie doesn't eat?  You both KNOW you've gotten the ones she walks away from!!

5. Toys are important. We are cats. Everything is a toy for us. Why don't you fish our toys out from under the sofa more often?   I try to do my best!

7. Napping is a major sport for us, why don't you beans nap more?   We're not as smart as you cats are.

8. Why do you try to close the bathroom door? Don't you understand that we worry that you could be in danger in there and we might have to save you from being flushed away???   Well, since one of you managed to knock the pocket door off the track, I can't close it now anyway!

9. We like to whap things. Why don't you put more things on the counter for us to whap?  You seem to manage to have no lack of whappables! 

Wordy Wednesday - Answer your cats questions answers

Last week was Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.  Click HERE to see our post. We were REALLY surprised when we actually GOT answers from Mom.  We're not sure we LIKE the answers but we did get them!

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1. Why don't we have Stinky Goodness all day long? We think it should be available 24/7.  Noelle is a growing girl and we need to help her get bigger by having LOTS of Stinky Goodness!   Silly kitties....you have your dry kibble available 24/7 and if you had Stinky Goodness all day long it wouldn't be "special"  Noelle needs her special kitten kibble too.

2. We like to sleep on your pillow, why do you think your head should be there???Um....have you noticed that it isn't there when YOU get up on the pillow to sleep?  Do you think it's comfy to sleep with my head scrunched down like that?

3. Why don't you spend more time working on our blog and helping us visit our friends? Now you KNOW I spend a lot of time helping you.   I admit, I've been pretty lax helping you visit friends but we DO blog every day.

4. Why do you feel the need to capture effurything we do with the flashy box? We would like privacy sometimes...how would you like it if we photographed you on the human litterbox??? Considering the fact that you NEVER let me in there alone I guess that whole privacy thing isn't really something you believe in.

5. Toys are important. We are cats. Everything is a toy for us. Why don't you understand that?  Noelle needs more nip toys (yeah....let's put it on Noelle!) Reminder....Green papers are NOT toys.  If you play with them and chew them or scoot them under the dishwasher where they disappear there are less of them to buy treats with. You have tons of toys and Noelle has even dug some out that you haven't played with in AGES!

6. Chairs....see question #5.  Everything is ours!  You already take over all the chairs....that's why I'm typing sitting at the edge of my chair.

7. Napping is a major sport for us, why don't you beans nap more? Good question - you're definitely smarter than humans when it comes to napping!

8. Why do you try to close the bathroom door? Don't you understand that we worry that you could be in danger in there and we might have to save you from being flushed away???  As you know, I've stopped closing the door until AFTER you come in with me...much easier that way!  In fact, I even carry Allie in with me sometimes!

9. Why do you use that silly voice when you talk to us? We don't change our meow when we speak to you. Silly voice?  

10. . About #9.....why don't you meow? Why should WE learn a different language??  You seem to do a great job communicating in your own language and even managed to ask these questions!!

11. We like to whap things. Why don't you put more things on the counter for us to whap?  You mean like those nice glasses or the treat bags?  It seems you do a good enough job without me adding to the whap fest!

12. When can we do this again?  Next year?

So what did you ask YOUR beans???  Did they answer you????