January 29, 2020

Answer Your Cat's Questions Day Answers

Last week was Answer Your Cat's Questions Day.  Click HERE to see our post. We were REALLY surprised when we actually GOT answers from Mom.  We're not sure we LIKE the answers but we did get them!

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1. Why don't we have Stinky Goodness all day long? We think it should be available 24/7.  Noelle is a growing girl and we need to help her get bigger by having LOTS of Stinky Goodness!   Silly kitties....you have your dry kibble available 24/7 and if you had Stinky Goodness all day long it wouldn't be "special"  Noelle is bigger than any of you.

2. We like to sleep on your pillow, why do you think your head should be there???
Um....have you noticed that it isn't there when YOU get up on the pillow to sleep?  Do you think it's comfy to sleep with my head scrunched down like that?

3. Why don't you spend more time working on our blog and helping us visit our friends? 
Now you KNOW I spend a lot of time helping you.   I admit I've been pretty lax helping you visit friends but we DO blog every day.



4. Why do you feel the need to capture effurything we do with the flashy box? We would like privacy sometimes...how would you like it if we photographed you on the human litterbox??? Considering the fact that you NEVER let me in there alone I guess that whole privacy thing isn't really something you believe in.

5. Toys are important. We are cats. Everything is a toy for us. Why don't you understand that?  Noelle needs more nip toys (yeah....let's put it on Noelle!) Reminder....Green papers are NOT toys.  If you play with them and chew them or scoot them under the dishwasher where they disappear there are fewer of them to buy treats with. You have tons of toys and Noelle has even dug some out that you haven't played with in AGES!

6. Chairs....see question #5.  Everything is ours!  You already take over all the chairs....that's why I'm typing sitting at the edge of my chair.

7. Napping is a major sport for us, why don't you beans nap more? 
Good question - you're definitely smarter than humans when it comes to napping!

8. Why do you try to close the bathroom door? Don't you understand that we worry that you could be in danger in there and we might have to save you from being flushed away???  
As you know, I've stopped closing the door until AFTER you come in with me...much easier that way!  In fact, I even carry Allie in with me sometimes!



9. Why do you use that silly voice when you talk to us? We don't change our meow when we speak to you. Silly voice?  

10. . About #9.....why don't you meow? Why should WE learn a different language??  You seem to do a great job communicating in your own language and even managed to ask these questions!!

11. We like to whap things. Why don't you put more things on the counter for us to whap?  
You mean like those nice glasses or the treat bags?  It seems you do a good enough job without me adding to the whap fest!

12. When can we do this again?  
Next year?

So what did you ask YOUR beans???  Did they answer you????

16 comments:

easyweimaraner said...

yes, why humans use such silly voices when they talk with us? they talk to feline gods and canine kings... so what the woof?

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Phht. I don't ask my Momma questions because she'd NEVER shut up! ~Bear Cat

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those are all great answers, and I have to admit to having used silly voices too.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Wow, you all get a lot more permissions than WE do. Like the Bein Litterbox place. We never get in there when TBT does. And if we keep him from turning over at night in bed, he JUST MOVES! Carefully of course, but still...

The Island Cats said...

Well, she answered them...even if they weren't the answers you may have wanted.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

SPOT ON ...numberz 7 !!! :) ☺☺♥♥

Eastside Cats said...

Da Boyz have asked us why do we call them by so many different names?
We answered that it's a human thing, and that they know to whom we are speaking so what does it matter?

My Mind's Eye said...

#8 cracked me up. I cannot tell you how many times I've opened the bathroom door to an audience...even one time when my daughter was about 3 she an our Toto our mighty mini Dachshund were at the bathroom door, one whining and one same Mommy are you ever coming out?
Hugs cecilia

Cathy Keisha said...

Well, she did answer the question even if she didn't learn anything. TW doesn't use a silly voice, she just talks in gobblygook when she talks to me. That's a language I refuse to learn.

The Swiss Cats said...

You finally got your answers ; #8 made us MOL, it's been a long time since Claire and Momo gave up closing the bathroom door. Purrs

Katie Isabella said...

This conversation gave me the biggest smile I have had in a week! Last week and this oe so far. My mim can't go ib there without me right behind and my blog from 2 days agdsshowed the pitiful wrenching sight of me trying in vain to get into the bathroom with my sissy in law.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I loved reading these answers! My human talks to me in her regular voice... which I still find silly.

Kitties Blue said...

You all really got lucky that Mom Sharon answered all those questions. Has somebody been stealing and trying to hide or eat green papers? It cracked our mom up that sometimes Mom Sharon carries Allie into the bathroom with her! Mau sends his lovely wife oodles of smooches and love. Sawyer sends Noelle whisker kisses and purrs. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Brian said...

How cool you got answers to your great questions! I asked some but the Dad just said google it!

pilch92 said...

Those are great questions- and answers :)

meowmeowmans said...

GREAT questions and answers, pals! We are 100% with you on #7!