Wordy Wednesday - Answers

1. Why can’t we explore the Outside Zone? We’ve done the research, and it looks VERY sniffable and has in-purrson BirdTV  You do NOT want to go outside.  There are too many bad things that can happen to you plus, you will get lost and never be able to enjoy your nice house, toys and CHURUS!

2. Why can’t we redecorate the Couch with our Claw Art? It adds texture and emotional depth  Well, you already tried which is why I had to buy vertical scratchers to put on the sides.

3. What’s the deal with the Forbidden Counter? It has HEIGHT and therefore belongs to cats. Um, you DO go on the counters (yes, I know you do when I'm not looking)

4. Why don’t you adore the fine gifts we deliver? Lizard+ carpet fluff = masterpiece. ICK

5. Excuse us — is it Feeding Time now? Or five minutes from now? Or BOTH? MOL you KNOW breakfast is at 8:30 am and dinner varies.

6. How do humans operate with zero naps? That's not natural! I agree with you on this one.

7. Must you capture our every move with the Flash Machine? We’d never photograph YOU on the porcelain litterbox! (But we’ve considered it.) Because you are adorable and I am NOT.

8. What do you think the chances of us getting answers are?  See, I answered!!!

Wordy Wednesday - Answers to our questions!

 

Before we share our Mom's answers, we want to celebrate Tuxedo Cats.  Angel Allie's husband Mau, Cousin Trooper and all our blogging tuxie friends!

We got Mom to answer our questions!

1. Why Can’t We Go Outside?

I know you like looking out the windows and slider but there are bad things outside.  You’re the lucky ones who have a safe and loving home.

2. Why Can’t we Scratch the Furniture?

Because it costs a lot of green papers to buy new furniture and you have plenty of scratchers, cat trees and other safe places to Scratch.

3. Why Won’t You Let Us Jump on the Counter?

Is this a joke?  

4. Why Don’t You Like the Gifts We Bring You?

Half eaten (or barfed up) lizards just don’t have the same appeal for humans.

5. Can You Feed Me Now?

You can eat whenever you want!  You have dry food available all day!

6. Why Do You Spend So Much Time Awake?

Good question.  You guys have purrfected napping!

7. Why do you need to capture effurything we do with the flashy box? We would like privacy sometimes...how would you like it if we photographed you on the human litterbox???

Because your friends like seeing photos of you!